GF 2

Grim Fandango 2! Unofficial Ccreation [[Intro]]

Manny and Meche are on the number 9 train, heading to the Ninth Underworld and heaven. The land of Eternal Rest. They had to leave Glottis back in the 8th Underworld. Demons cannt cross into the 9th Underworld. They've been having a great time Suddenly the train stops. Everyone is shocked. It goes off its rails [[Intro2]]

Manny steps out and sees raiders. They're raiding everyone. He can't believe it. He hides as they shoot whips of poison ivy. He manages to avoid, but someone next to him cannot. The poor passengers are turned into bits of smoke and dust, crumbling into nothingness next to him. Meche screams. Manny turns and runs back. The train is beginning to fall sideways. Everyone falls off their feet [[Intro3]]

You reach your compartment. She's gone. Meche is gone. The raiders come and grab your arms. You instinctually pull your scythe out, its sharp blade glinting in the light. You turn towards them. They back off. The train is on its side. You keep brandishing it and exit. You see all the passengers being hauled off, into makeshift chariots that look like skeletal buffaloes. Your eyes bulge out of your skull. Could it be... No.. The god Quetz-coatl would never have the Dread buffaloes.. These must be from... Mictlan... Someone hits you on the head and the world spins [[Wilderness]] (set: $gameover to false) (set: $hasbeans to false) (set: $Yetipresent to false) (set: $hasScythe to false) (set: $hasbeer to false) (set: $crowdrun to false) (set: $haskey to false) (set: $haspetrol to false) (set: $confidence to false) (set: $knewkid to false) (set: $dooropen to false) (set: $prisonnote to false) (set: $scaretest to false) (set: $hastest to false) (set: $wrongsundial to false) (set: $charmboulder to false) (set: $mapperout to false) (set: $rumorabtBoulder to false) (set: $backbitecaptain to false) (set: $indictmapmaker to false) (set: $convincevolunteerdoorman to false) (set: $hassand to false) (set: $hashook to false) (set: $hasmarblebag to false) (set: $hastracedmap to false) (set: $hastracingpaper to false) (set: $tracingpaperontable to false) (set: $hasmarblebagwithoil to false) (set: $derailer to true) (set: $calcifer to true) (set: $drunkguard to false)

[[Mountainside]] [[Broken Train]] [[Raiders' hill]] Nothing but snow around you. The broken number 9 train lies on its side, in the snow. To the west is a small hill mound with lots of fire coming from it. That must be where the bandits are (set: $Yetipresent to false)

[[Cave of Blunders]] [[Wilderness]] You see tons of beans around the mountainside. It's supposed to be quite.. smelly [Take beans]<takebeans| (if: $Yetipresent is false)[ [Scare Yeti with Scythe]<scareYeti| ] (click: ?takebeans)[ (if: $Yetipresent is false)[ (append: ?takebeans)[ Can't do that, the Yeti won't let me] ] (else-if: $Yetipresent is true)[ (append: ?takebeans)[ **Beans, the musical fruit. Wonder if I can play in an orchestra** ] (set: $hasbeans to true) ] ] (click: ?scareYeti)[ (if: $hasScythe is false)[ (append: ?scareYeti)[ I dont have my scythe. My life is meaningless. Which makes sense, since I'm dead] ] (else-if: $hasScythe is true)[ (append: ?scareYeti)[ I brandish my stick of death and banish you! Fly! Fly away! <scared> Please fly away.. </scared> (when the Yeti flees) HAH! Fear me, mindless hairy creature! Funny, that's exactly what Meche says to me. Ah, Meche...] (set: $Yetipresent to true) ] ]

[[Inside Train]] [[Wilderness]]

[[Genie in the lamp]] [[Torture palace]] [[Colonistas]] [[Train derailer]] [[Wilderness]] [[Admin Block]] [[Big Chief]] There's a crowd of angry rough looking people. Raiders. They're snarling at me. (if: $crowdrun is false)[ [Snarl back]<snarl|] (if: $hasbeer is false)[ There's a bottle of Oxalatos Tequila on the beer. Oh, that would go down so good [Take beer]<takebeer| ] (click: ?snarl)[ (append: ?snarl)[ Rrrrr. It's scarier when I'm not terrified ] ] (if: $hasbeans is true)[ [Eat beans]<eatbeans| ] (click: ?eatbeans)[ (if $crowdrun is false)[ (append: ?eatbeans)[ Mmmm... I feel funny... My stomach doesn't feel too (fart) Hey, who did that? (you look around) No one here, huh?] ] (set: $crowdrun to true) ] (click: ?takebeer)[ (if: $crowdrun is true)[ (append: ?takebeer)[ You take the sweet sweet beer and smell it. Ah, Heaven. If only I didn't get drunk just by looking at sparkling water, I'd be downing this baby right now] (set: $hasbeer to true) ] (else:)[ (append: ?takebeer)[ That big lug at the bar would turn my bones into *churro* before I got my hands on that lovely lady] ] ]

[[Broken Train]] (if: $hasScythe is false)[ Ah, my poor Scythe, stuck to the top of the wall [Take Scythe]<takescythe|] (click: ?takescythe)[ (append: ?takescythe)[ My Scythe! Ah, right next to my heart. I've missed you, cold, hard killing device. Did you mish meee? Hmm? Did you mss- Okay, enough anthropomorphising an inanimate steel blade. But hey, I'm dead too, and you're playing with me, user] (set: $hasScythe to true) ]

[[Raiders' hill]] It's a magical place filled with wild colors. Up and down look reversed. [Anyone here?]<call| (set: $calcifer to true) (click: ?call)[ (if: $calcifer is true)[ (append: ?call)[ A loud sound occurs. The room mirages. You feel like you're falling for a second. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-' Someone slaps you. You're sitting on the ground. Except its not the ground, you're hanging upside down. From the roof. A lick of fire demon with a pointy yellow head and blue balls for eyes look at you. A red tongue appears 'What do you want?' The whole cave seems to resonate. The whole Earth. [I heard you have oil]<oil| ] ] (else:)[ (append: ?call)[ I'm kinda glad he won't come a second time, actually] ] ] (click: ?oil)[ (append: ?oil)[ The flame looks at you. "Sure I have oil what do you have for me?" [How bout a good joke?]<joke| (if: $hasbeans is true)[ [I heard you liked... beans?]<beans| ] ] ] (click: ?joke)[ (append: ?joke)[ The genie stares at you. And stares. Stares some more. 'Uh.. ok.. no jokes.. I'll be back.. later..' The genie disappears and you fall back to the floor] ] (click: ?beans)[ (append: ?beans)[ The fire looks at you a little brighter. Genie: Mmmm beans. I love beans. And a good burrito. But only I have the magic beans around here. How'd you get beans? You sweat, the drops falling upside down. They squelch on the hot floor. You gulp. 'I.. got them from a cousin overseas?' The Genie looks at you sideways, then relaxes. Genie: 'Fine. Do you have an oil proof bag? []<sp| (if: $hasmarblebag is true)[ (append: ?sp)[ You: Of course, I never leave home with out it The fire bursts into your pockets and consumes the beans. 'Here's ur oil,' it groans. You are dropped back to the floor. Oil trickles into your marble bag] (set: $hasmarblebagwithoil to true) (set: $calcifer to false) ] (else:)[ (append: ?sp)[ Er.. No? The demon consumes your beans from your pocket. You fall on your head and hear it say: No oil for you. ] (set: $hasbeans to false) ] ] ]

[[Raiders' hill]]

[[Raiders' hill]] You see the volunteer. He looks at you. [I need to get out of here, honcho]<out| (click: ?out)[ (append: ?out)[ And you think I don't? There's no way unless we have the derailer off, and a map, a bagfull of diesel and keys to the snowmobile. [What If I have those things?]<what| ] ] (click: ?what)[ (if: $hastracedmap is true)[ (if: $hasmarblebagwithoil is true)[ (if: $haskey is true)[ (if: $derailer is true)[ (append: ?what)[ Oh yeah : ) He looks at you. You look at him. Colonista: Then what are we waiting for? Vamanos! [[Escape]] ] ] ] ] ] (else:)[ (append: ?what)[<br? You sigh loudly: No.... You kick the floor. The Colonista looks away. Well then. Our time here is done. He leaves..] ] ]

[[Raiders' hill]] The derailer machine sits behind a door. A big lug guards it. He looks very thirsty. [Enter the Derailer room]<enter| (if: $hasbeer is true)[ (if: $drunkguard is false)[ [Give him a drink]<drink|] ] (click: ?enter)[ (if: $drunkguard is true)[ (append: ?enter)[ You pass the snoring guard and step inside [[Derailer]]] ] (else:)[ (append: ?enter)[ Oh, I think he'd have something nasty to say about that. And I dont hearing like that kind of talk.] ] ] (click: ?drink)[ (append: ?drink)[ The guard looks glowingly at the drink. 'Oh yes' he says and grabs it. Drinking it all in one go. He falls over onto his face with a smile on his face, mustache dripping with beer.] (set: $drunkguard to true) ]

[[Mountainside]] You see the Cave. It's said nothing goes well in here. A map maper works on a table. He scribbles furiously with one hand and fondles a marble bag with the other. Too lovingly. The cave is studded with maps of the area and the paths of all the Number Nine trains. [Talk to map maker]<talkmap| (click: ?talkmap)[ (append: ?talkmap)[ [So you're the mapmaker. I heard a lot of things about you]<heardthings| [Why do they call this the Cave of Blunders?]<caveblund| [Well, gotta head out before I commit a blunder]<headblunder| ] ] (click: ?heardthings)[ (append: ?heardthings)[ Mapmaker: Then you heard wrong, because they're all liars. [Oh, so you're not the smartest guy here, hmm. I stand corrected]<correct| [Are you as good as they say?]<questionskill| [Why do you help these people?]<whyhelp| ] ] (click: ?questionskill)[ (append: ?questionskill)[ Mapmaker: Better.. [Do you know where Timbuktoo is?]<timbuk| ] ] (click: ?timbuk)[ (append: ?timbuk)[ Mapmaker: Of course. I'm from Timbuktoo. You: You mean.. Mapmaker: In another life, of course [Ah, but do you have New Zealand on the map?]<newz| ] ] (click: ?newz)[ (append: ?newz)[ The Mapmaker crosses the room to point it out on his map. Mapmaker: I even color code it. Boo yah! []<spot| [Bet you don't know abt Uzbeki- Beki?]<uzbek| ] ] (if: $hastracingpaper is true)[ (append: ?spot)[You place tracing paper on his table while he's not looking] (set: $tracingpaperontable to true) ] (click: ?uzbek)[ (append: ?uzbek)[ I even know where to find the best nude beaches on the south beach. Hah! [Okay then, sketch it out]<sketch| ] ] (click: ?sketch)[ (if: $hastracingpaper is true)[ (append: ?sketch)[ Mapmaker: Heh, wont take a second. Whaddaya know, I even have spare paper. He quickly sketches it out. Mapmaker: Here, take it. A momento in your miserable life. He gives you the tracing paper] (set: $hastracedmap to true) ] (else:)[ (append: ?sketch)[ Mapmaker: I don't have paper to waste on ya, jerkie. Believe my skill or don't. I sure dropped ur train well enough. Heh. ] ] ] (click: ?whyhelp)[ (append: ?whyhelp)[ Mapmaker: Because the Gods took my parents as a kid. I was abused and kicked around the system. I'm getting payback on those putas. [Wow, I'm sorry]<sorry| [Are you just wasting my time with prattle?]<prattle| [You know you're going to hell?]<gohell| ] ] (click: ?prattle)[ (append: ?prattle)[ Mapmaker: Hey, you started it You: You must be a joy at parties ] ] (click: ?gohell)[ (append: ?gohell)[ Mapmaker: I wish they sent me there. I asked for that transfer. You: What happened? Mapmaker: Satan didn't want competition. Heh ] ] (click: ?correct)[ (append: ?correct)[ Mapmaker: Did someone say that? [Nah theh think you're a weirdo jerk.]<jerk| ] ] (click: ?jerk)[ (append: ?jerk)[ Mapmaker: Bastards. He slaps his marble bag on the ground [Take marble bag]<marblebag| ] ] (click: ?marblebag)[ (append: ?marblebag)[ You take the marble bag quietly and stuff it in your pocket. You grimace at the sweatiness] (set: $hasmarblebag to true) ] (click: ?caveblund)[ (append: ?caveblund)[ Mapmaker: Because this is where the Gods made all the blunders. Xibalba's door. Mictlan's tooth. Kim Kardashian's ass. He begins to slobber. You: You need a napkin, hermano ] ] (click: ?headblunder)[ (append: ?headblunder)[ Mapmaker: I think your daddy committed that only long ago. You: Ouch. Mapmaker: Heh heh.. ] ]

[[Raiders' hill]] You see an admin guy. He looks up at you. 'Whadda you want?' [A job]<job| [The key]<key| [Nothing]<Nothing| (click: ?key)[ (append: ?key)[ Ok, I know you're tired from writing. Here you go. You have the key (set: $haskey to true) ] ]

[[Raiders' hill]] It says 'The Chief is out' There are a bunch of pamphlets proclaiming his greatness. [Take pamphlet]<pamp| (click: ?pamp)[ (append: ?pamp)[ Man, you'd think a Chief would splurge for better quality paper. You can see right through this. Would be better as a napkin. Or to sketch things on] (set: $hastracingpaper to true)]

[[Train derailer]] You turn the Derailer off (set: $derailer to false)

Thanks for playing! (set: $gameover to true)